1. "Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes1" 4:17
2. "I Don't Care" 3:34
3. "She's My Winona" 3:51
4. "America's Suitehearts" 3:34
5. "Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet" 3:54
6. "The (Shipped) Gold Standard" 3:19
7. "(Coffee's for Closers)" 4:35
8. "What a Catch, Donnie2" 4:51
9. "27" 3:12
10. "Tiffany Blews" (featuring Lil Wayne) 3:44
11. "w.a.m.s." 4:38
12. "20 Dollar Nose Bleed" (featuring Brendon Urie) 4:17
13. "West Coast Smoker" 2:46
14. "I Don't Care" (Machine Shop Remix) 3:03
15. "America's Suitehearts" (South Rakkas Remix) 3:40
16. "Pavlove" 3:34
17. "America's Suitehearts" (acoustic) 3:40
18. "What a Catch, Donnie" (acoustic) 4:01
19. "Lullabye" (Hidden Track) 2:18
20. "I Don't Care" (Acoustic) 3:44
21. "Beat It" (Michael Jackson cover, featuring John Mayer) 3:48
22. "America's Suitehearts" (Acoustic) 3:42