1. "In the Future" (featuring Dane Cook)
2. "Supersonic Sex Machine"
3. "Just Like Tiger Woods"
4. "17 Girls in a Row"
5. "If You Really, Really Love Me"
6. "It Won't Suck Itself" (featuring Chad Kroeger and Nuno Bettencourt)
7. "Tomorrow Night"
8. "Why Can't You Trust Me"
9. "That's What Girls Are For"
10. "Gold-Digging Whore"
11. "I Like Drugs"
12. "Critter"
13. "Let Me Cum In"
14. "Weenie Ride"